A Civilised Savage

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again".

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The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

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B99 rewatch: The Ebony Falcon (01x14)

"Excuse me, sir, can I borrow this machine? I need to be here to keep an eye on a friend."

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nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."

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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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So, an episode set at Coal Hill School next week…

*gets on knees and prays for Ian cameo*

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And Now For Something Completely Different… Man

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jesus christ himself literally created this show

But Satan wrote the finale.

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